Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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