I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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