we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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