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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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