Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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