And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
