i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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