Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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