Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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