I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize
