Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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