seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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