So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
BRING THE BAGELS
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'