I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Operation Purity has been aborted
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.