She said her name was "party"
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
