Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
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Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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