Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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