It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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