Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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