I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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