I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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