What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong