1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza