D3 body, D1 cock
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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