Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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