it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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