what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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