You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
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I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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