I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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