Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
