so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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