her vagine was all disorganized.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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