I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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