he puts the penis in happiness.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This is my gift to your gina
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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