If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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