he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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