Define "chronic" masturbator.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is Oprah even human
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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