I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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