I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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