i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Alive.
So much puke
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i believe in u and ur pee
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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