ADVERTISEMENT

• (518): View more from New York

  She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.

  Fav 10 965 3015

  share tweet
  

• (510): View more from California

  watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up

  Fav 21 738 3200

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (404): View more from Georgia

  I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today

  Fav 31 6166 2243

  share tweet
  

• (858): View more from California

  God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext

  Fav 22 6672 1480

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.

  Fav 9 4017 1126

  share tweet
  

• (806): View more from Texas

  When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?

  Fav 9 2711 1316

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.

  Fav 1 1316 2447

  share tweet
  

• (914): View more from New York

  He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF

  Fav 19 4246 1884

  share tweet
  

• (360): View more from Washington

  I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.

  Fav 3 1013 692

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (818): View more from California

  Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business

  Fav 4 1544 563

  share tweet
  

• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue

  Fav 3 638 507

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (989): View more from Michigan

  I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.

  Fav 1 671 319

  share tweet
  

• (406): View more from Montana

  Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me

  Fav 0 383 192

  share tweet
  

• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.

  Fav 1 204 149

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night

  (302): View more from Delaware

  which are?

  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  library sex.

  Fav 0 65 7

  share tweet
  

Randomize