Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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