i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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