Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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