well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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