I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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