Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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