oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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