real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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