KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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