got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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