thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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