I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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