Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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