Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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