hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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