Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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