talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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