It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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