I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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