On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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