just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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