I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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