I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I wish i was in the wii world.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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